Fun Things To Do Online When You're Really Bored To Death

A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....

Man: Hi! Am I ever happy to see you.

Girl: Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?

Man: It's been ten years! With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.

Man: Oh thank you so much!

Girl: So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?

Man: It's been ten years The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

Man: Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!

Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?

Man: Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!