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The blonde was broke and desperate. She knocked on the door of a doctor's
house and said she needed money and would be willing to work for it. The doctor
asked if she would be willing to paint his porch. He would give her $50 to do
it.
The blonde said that would be fine. The doctor's wife said the blonde must be
really dumb to do such a big job for only $50. Does she realize that the porch
goes all the way? Around the house? the wife asked. I guess so, the doctor
told his wife. A few minutes later, the blonde knocked on the door. All done,
she said, and by the way, it's not a porch, it's a Ferrari.\r