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Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next
husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, At last they're finally
together.\r

A guy sitting in the front row says, Excuse me Father, but do you
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?\r

I mean her legs!