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Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped.

His buddy said, I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled.\r

So the that's what Joe did.

The next day at the bar his buddy said, Well? Did you take my suggestion?\r

Yes, I did, said Joe.

Did she like it? His buddy asked.

Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling I'll be back in an hour!!