Jokes / A 90 year old man said to his doctor
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?
The 90-year-old said, I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit.
The doctor replied, My point exactly.